Schmich S Smash Funeral Etiquette
By Michael Miner Mary Schmich penned the words that now nourish a generation starved for wisdom. Her lyrics to “Everybody’s Free (to Wear Sunscreen)” sprang from her brow in the spring of 1997 as a lowly Tribune column. Somehow mislabeled an MIT graduation speech delivered by Kurt Vonnegut, the text hit the Internet and shot around the world. Authorship was eventually sorted out, People magazine called, and Schmich came into “my 15 minutes of fame,” plus something that to a columnist is even more precious–material for three more columns she could write off the top of her head....