Saturday, October 18, 5:05 PM

Dispatcher: OK, well I just sat down, I’ll hold you down on it.

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Unidentified caller Number one: Take one in and do yer…

Dispatcher: 2535, got a domestic battery, 3600 block of North Avenue, says there’s a male Hispanic beating up his girlfriend, she’s walking eastbound on North Avenue, 3600 block.

Unidentified caller number eight: That freak?

Dispatcher: No problem. Listen, when you’re done with that, 22, would you go to 5– N. Springfield for a fight, family fight?

Dispatcher: OK, I’m gonna read it to you ’cause it may help catch the offender. That old Jeffrey Fisher’s gonna fall out of his chair when he hears this: [complainant says offender] went into her cousin’s room twice and asked her to perform oral copulation on him–before the third time when she woke up and he was rubbin’ his penis on her lips. She asked him to leave and he said, nope, he’s not finished, he’s not goin’. Before it happened again, she called the police. Film at eleven.