Hey, Faggot:
You wanna have adventures–cheat on wife, have three-ways–but you’re uncomfortable having your adventures with anyone who’s had too many adventures of her own (a professional or a girl who’s “been around the block”). Isn’t that a bit of a double standard? Just because you’re in bed with a whore doesn’t mean you can’t “play the game safe.” You can protect yourself from professionals by refusing to pay. A pro usually asks for cash up front. When she does, say no, head for the door, and pray she wasn’t wearing a wire. Since nothing happened, that round was completely “safe.”
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An amateur–a girl who’s been around the block–won’t charge, but she might lie. She may claim she’s never done this sort of thing before, or, if you’re having a three-way with a couple, they may tell you they’ve been tested for everything and have a clean bill of health. Don’t believe ’em. When you’re whoring around–especially when you’ve got an unsuspecting spouse at home–assume everyone you nail is infected with everything. Then take all necessary precautions: if you use condoms, avoid swallowing pussy juice, and don’t drink her blood, you will have effectively eliminated your risk for most of the really scary stuff (HIV, syph, gon) and minimized your risk for the moderately scary stuff (herps, warts, chlam).
I am a happily married, healthy woman. My problem? My libido sucks, and it always has. I recently heard that being on birth control pills can affect this–should I stop using them? I’ve been on the pill our entire relationship, except for the first two months, when we shagged all the time. Please advise.
Finally, in case Thomas is straight too, my BF agreed to a three-way with bronze-medal-winning snowboarder Ueli Kestenholz of Switzerland. Also a babe. Ueli, honey: Da hast du also eine Bronze-Medaille gewonnen, du heisser Hengst! Mšchtest du Sex mit mir und meinem Freund haben? Bei deinem nŠchsten Besuch, schau’ mal bei uns rein, du reizendes schweizer FrŠulein!
