Hey, Faggot:
My options are threefold:
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- Compromise and have an exclusive three-way relationship. But the only way this would work out is if I change my feelings about monogamy, which I don’t think I can do.
Hey, L:
I am a 17-year-old senior in high school. I thought I met the girl of my dreams. She has a great sense of humor, and we share lots of laughs. We have no trouble finding things we both enjoy doing together. And she shares my belief that we are not yet ready for sex.
Everyone who goes to nudist camps seems to believe, just as your girlfriend does, that there’s nothing inherently sexy about being naked. Everyone buys into this premise, groupthink kicks in, and even though everyone’s naked, no one gets aroused. Then, from what I’ve been told, someone inevitably breaks out a volleyball. And if groups of people standing around naked is unsexy, just wait until you’ve seen 12 nudists playing volleyball. You’ll probably find keeping your lunch down harder work than maintaining your commitment to chastity.
