Hey, Faggot:
Hey, CG:
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What do I think about what? Did you have a question? Is something troubling you about your desires? I mean, is there a reason you sent me a letter? You’re young, you’re fun, you’re bi, you have an active fantasy life, you pretend to be someone you’re not on-line, you’re attracted to swishy guys. What do I think? I think it’s all good; I don’t think there’s a problem here. Do you?
I recently had a sexual encounter that left me a medical mystery: I don’t know if I’m a virgin or not. You see, I was a virgin when I started messing around with this girl. After we agreed that we wanted to have sex, I put a condom on and inserted my member into her vagina. However, a moment later, I pulled out because it just wasn’t “right.” So, do you think I’m still a virgin? After all, I didn’t have sex. But I did insert. My friends are split about fifty-fifty on the question of whether I’m still a virgin or not. Since you’re the sexpert, I thought I might run it past you.
However, I will concede that virginity is highly subjective, more so for boys than girls, and if you want to consider yourself a virgin, that’s your right. But the next time you’re thinking about losing your virginity, ask yourself “What would Jesus do?” before you put on the condom and stick your member in someone, OK?
Hey, TM:
Hey, PP:
