I’m 38 years old and my wife is 39, both white, healthy, and happy. I’ve had this particular fantasy for close to 20 years now but only revealed it to my wife four years ago. I want my wife to be with me and another guy. This fantasy seems to be of interest to her: it’s one of her favorite story lines in those letters to Penthouse, and she gets off on talking about it when we’re having sex, but she shrugs it off whenever I mention actually doing it.
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My prediction: she’ll tell you she’s into the fantasy but fears repercussions. Maybe she’s worried you won’t be able to handle actually seeing her get fucked by another guy, or it could be that she has no desire to be fucked by someone else. If you can agree on some limits as to what will go on the first time you do this–the other guy won’t actually fuck her, making this three-way that much safer–maybe she’ll be more amenable to making your fantasy a reality.
Speaking of safety requirements, SexPanic!, a gay group in New York City, has been having fits about the lack of condoms in gay bars. Back in the salad days of the AIDS crisis, New York City’s health department distributed hundreds of thousands of condoms to gay bars in an effort to remind gay men to be safe. As a result of budget cuts, this program has been scaled back, and this is a very bad thing, according to SexPanic! Reading about this twee controversy, it occurred to me that I’ve never walked into a straight club and seen a bowl of birth control pills set out on the bar, at public expense, to remind straight people to use protection. If a straight person is old enough to drink, the assumption is made that he or she is old enough to look after themselves.
Taking your wife from behind is not going to satisfy your homosexual fantasies. If what you want is to fuck a guy once in your live-and-let-live life, no amount of drilling the wife’s ass is going to scratch that itch. Why are you having these fantasies now? It could be a midlife crisis, or it could be that straight-male sexuality is finally exiting the dark ages.
Researchers say more studies need to be done–and I’m willing to help–but if this study proves correct, it would account for something I’ve long wondered about: straight women complain an awful lot about the underwhelming size of many of the cocks they encounter. In my own research, small cocks have been the exception. Most of my boyfriends–and there have been lots–were so far above average that I doubted the average was correct. Now I know better: since the cock I was examining was almost always gay, my sample was hopelessly skewed.
