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Janet loves having intercourse during her period. “My sex drive goes up when I’m bleeding, and I want sex more. In my experience, it’s usually the guy who has a problem with it–bloody condoms freak ’em out, I guess.” No one has ever gone down on her during “the event,” and while it doesn’t turn her crank, she might let a guy do it “if he really wanted to.” Incidentally, Janet had a male friend in high school nicknamed “Rag” because he shared your, um, taste in women. “But me and Rag never got it on.”

What about letting someone change their tampons? “Well, it would depend, I guess, on the guy–how close we were, how long we’d been together,” said Donna. “I might let him if I felt close to the guy, but I wouldn’t let some guy I hardly knew who just wanted to do it for kicks.” Hazel about spit up at the thought: “No way. It’s not something I enjoy doing myself, so I’m not going to let someone else do it for me, especially some creepy freak getting a boner off it.” Janet wasn’t opposed, but felt it would be awkward. “But,” she added, “I do let my partner take out my cervical cap.” Why? “Because I can’t get at it. My cervix is too deeply set–even my doctor had a hard time. But for some reason my partner can pop it right out, and he’s not the least bit squeamish. He’ll even rinse it for me, and those things are covered with goo.” OK! Uncle already! I’ll talk–just don’t tell me any more! Yikes.

–Shy & Bi-curious

–Can’t Wait Anymore