Hey, Faggot:
Hey, PA:
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And fucking first is, after all, one of the perks of being a gay man. Look at straight boys: They’re required to make or fake an emotional investment in order to get themselves some pussy (see below). But gay men, since we’re not trying to con women into bedding down with us, are able to be a little more honest and up-front about auditioning potential life partners. First fucks are like tryouts. Pass the audition, then date. It’s a good thing.
–Road Pulp in Chicago
Is there anything I can do to increase the amount and the force with which I cum? Is it anything I should worry about? I just want the display to look as good as it feels.
You may be able to increase the force with which you pump out the little you produce by doing your Kegel exercises: the next time you pee, try to stop the flow of urine while you’re pissing, like turning the tap on and off. The same muscles you use to stop yourself mid-piss are the ones that involuntarily contract when you ejaculate. By squeezing and releasing them while you’re peeing–or when you’ve got nothing better to do–you strengthen them, which can result in more forceful ejaculations. Good luck, stud.
Short of giving up on butt sex, the only way you can absolutely avoid poop schmutzing your BF’s schlong is by getting a colostomy. Your poop would then flow into an attractive bag attached to your abdomen, leaving your butt forever poop-free.
