Hey, Faggot:
I am quite shy about stating my needs, and only during our last encounter did I manage to muster up the courage to tell him I didn’t come from the dry humping. His response was surprise, followed quickly by guilt about being a “selfish male.” It obviously falls to me to show him the ropes, which I expect I’ll find easier with time. That we care about each other and communicate well will undoubtedly make it easier.
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I don’t think the problem is me, because even when soft his penis resembles that of a baby–with underdeveloped balls to match. Any guidance? –Horny and Hopeful
My advice: If physical limitations–his small dick, his big gut–make vaginal intercourse unpleasant or impossible, THEN DON’T HAVE VAGINAL INTERCOURSE. There’s plenty of horny shit you two could be doing, stuff that won’t rub his inadequacies in his face and won’t leave you unsatisfied. He has fingers, he has toes, a nose, and fists–if you ask him, maybe he’ll use ’em on you! Go buy some dildos and vibrators and butt plugs; have lots of oral sex; masturbate together. Due to his relative inexperience, you’re going to have to lead the way, so get that conversation started, lady, and do it soon.
Lately I’ve been pissing out not just urine; after I’m done clearing out my bladder, a clear thick fluid comes out of my dick. A lot of it comes out and looks strange in the toilet bowl. Is this something I should go to the doctor for? Is it related to my sex-drive problems? –Microsofty
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