Hey, Faggot:
As for the counter-arguments: It doesn’t work for everyone. True, but neither does the pill or latex rubbers. People can make mistakes (user failure). Well, gosh, that’s true. I might even have to get an abortion if I don’t use it right! But I had to get an abortion at age 19 because I didn’t use a diaphragm right.
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“As for fertility awareness, she’s right that it shouldn’t be confused with the rhythm method. The rhythm method was guesstimating when you were fertile and abstaining from sex, and it was not very effective. Fertility awareness is more complicated, more effective, and it takes some training and commitment. It includes looking at your cervix, your vaginal mucous, your temperature–all of which change during the menstrual cycle–and tracking all three of those things over a long enough period of time to gain an awareness of your fertility cycle,” and then abstaining from vaginal intercourse or using a condom or some other latex contraption when you’re dropping eggs. “Fertility awareness can be effective, but it is complicated and requires a lot of commitment.”
As far as quantity, consistency, and frequency of spunk output: Before getting cut, I was at ten-twelve orgasms/week. A year later I can manage four-five/week of one-fourth or one-half the volume, and the bang is nowhere as big. One possibility I haven’t tried is reversal–the vasocasostomy. It supposedly helps a percentage of us unfortunates. I haven’t yet been able to face going back to the doc. –RV
In a recent column you called lysine a “deadly poison.” Could you please explain your statement in more detail? I’ve been taking lysine tablets for about 15 years, whenever I feel a herpes outbreak coming on. It’s been very successful in suppressing or modifying my symptoms. I only take lysine occasionally, but would like to know about any potential dangers. –Concerned
This is not a question, but an answer. You recently responded to someone who had a scat fantasy. You replied that you did not know of any clubs where he could find a partner. I don’t know of any clubs per se, but for you and your reader’s information, he can obtain hetero scat videos from S.W. Enterprises, Inc., PO Box 549, Kila, MT 59920.
