Hey, Faggot:
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Whether porn inspired his desires or merely allowed him to indulge them in his precoital days is really unknowable; maybe shaved pussy and bad-girl sluts were his turn-ons before he saw his first video. It happens, you know: porn caters to hetero male turn-ons more often than it creates them. You may not share his turn-ons, but when you’re indulging them together, I’ll bet you his mind is on YOU and what YOU’RE doing and not on old videos stacked up on his VCR. As he’s unlikely to drop or unlearn these fantasies, I suggest you either reconcile yourself to indulging them or dump him. There are women out there who enjoy dressing like sluts and fucking like porn queens, though they’re few and far between and usually take Visa. He might be happier with one of them, and you might be happier with a guy who hasn’t been “ruined” by porn.
Hey, SWF:
Hey, EIE:
Hey, AH:
A 72-year-old man in Olympia, Washington, who had been taking Viagra to treat “erectile dysfunction” was arrested last week for attempted rape. Pfizer, the company that makes the drug, might want to borrow an NRA slogan: “Drugs don’t rape people, people rape people.”
