Hey, Faggot:

If X doesn’t make junk, and X made me, then X made my bodily fluids, right? I would think that my bodily fluids on a bad day are better evidence of X’s goodness and glory than, say, one of PS’s letters ever could be, what with his bad handwriting and lousy grammar. Even if X prefers PS’s letters to Dan’s fluids, I don’t think X is nearly as squeamish or thin-skinned as you Xtians are always makin’ him out to be. He’s X, he can take it!

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I’m writing in response to that ignorant, preaching fool who called homosexuality a choice. I’m a lesbian. I was once brainwashed by your cult of hate disguised as love of God. I dated guys. Tried to block out that tingly feeling I got when around an attractive woman. I used to pray to God to let there be just one man that I was attracted to so I could live a so-called normal life. I hated myself.

Hey, IME:

Hey, P:

We have had some halting attempts toward interracial dialogue lately. I wonder what would happen if small groups of Evangelicals and gay people were to start meeting too. Don’t wait for us to say what you are doing is OK or to approve of your choices–but that doesn’t mean we can’t at least talk and listen and understand each other.

I know you’re going to get shit for your response to PS, so I just want to say to all those recruiting, brainwashing, my-religion-is-the-only-right-religion Christian fundamentalists out there: