Hey, Faggot:
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I am a part-time male stripper in Philadelphia. I only get a bachelorette party about once every two months, even when I spend a lot of money on ads. I love the parties where they want me to dance nude. I am willing to do parties for free. How can I get more parties or find a place where I can dance nude for ladies for free? That’s right. I want to dance for free at bachelorette parties, office parties–anything–so long as it’s for women. I have a great body, and the ladies are always very pleased with the show.
We saw your recent offer to print E-mail addresses from your readers in search of sex partners! Me and my friend play bondage games with each other, and every once in a while we get together with a straight boy who can’t find a girl to tie him up (or can’t find one who’ll tie him up for free). We have a great time with these straight boys! We don’t have sex with them or anything, just hot bondage scenes. Our offer: good, clean, Boy Scout bondage fun, with references available on request (to prove we’re not psycho killers or rapists). If you would print our E-mail address, straight boys who want to get tied up for real (no BS scarves or silk ties) in a fully outfitted dungeon could write to us. We’d be eternally grateful!
Hey, Everybody:
I am a 31-year-old black man who was involved with a white woman. Once I pinned her arms behind her as we made love. She went crazy. When we talked about it later, she said that she was excited by being restrained and taken by a large, muscular black man. I asked her, What if I was white? She said it wouldn’t have been the same. I had always seen us as two people who cared for each other and happened to be of different races, and thought that we would have been together even if we were not of different races. But her comment made me realize that my race was an element of her attraction to me, and I didn’t necessarily see that as a good thing.
