Hey, Faggot:

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The answer? I’d like to encourage FAs to move beyond their fetish and toward loving women as people rather than bodies. I’d like to encourage big girls to never settle for a partner solely because he (or she) is willing to accept one’s size. And I’d like to encourage everyone to start broadening their fuckin’ twisted definitions of what is beautiful, what is desirable, and what is lovable. The real world has a lot more to offer than the pages of Cosmo do. –Fat in Seattle

Hey, FIS:

The only thing I can say is, “Be patient.” Keep up with the compliments. Keep up with the support. Make her feel loved. Don’t emphasize the “I love you even though you are a fat girl” thing, or “I love you just the way you are” stuff. I want to hear that you love me because you love my hair or my wonderful fashion sense or my stunning personality. Not because you are really understanding about my “condition.” –Gwynn

Hey, Faggot,

But that’s not why you wrote: FL did not include a return address, but if he sees this and would like to get in touch with you he need only send me an SASE, and I will forward your E-mail address to him.