I am a 38-year-old male who loves to have relationships and hot sex with women over 50–way over 50. I had the best sex of my life with a 71-year-old widow several years ago, so the older the better is my motto! Are there any organizations or clubs I can join that would assist me in my search for the ultimate older woman of my dreams? I am a former bodybuilder, and I still have a “hot and tight” body. What I want is an older woman who needs a man who will worship her from head to toe like an Egyptian love slave. Is that asking too much?
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But alas, at 38 you’re too young to join AARP. “Fifty is the age of membership eligibility,” Tom told me, “but if someone is married to another person who is 50 or older, then that person automatically becomes a member when their spouse joins.” Did Tom have any suggestions for someone not yet old enough for AARP who wanted to meet, oh, women old enough to be longtime AARP members? “Um, I guess I would give the standard advice: Get involved in social activities, take some classes, do some volunteer work. A lot of volunteer organizations rely heavily on older folks to fill their ranks, and someone could meet any number of older people that way.”
To join AARP, send $8 to the American Association of Retired Persons Membership Center, PO Box 199, Long Beach, CA 90848-9983. Along with your membership card you’ll receive a subscription to–are you sitting down?–Modern Maturity, the AARP magazine (probably some good one-handed reading for you, Spike). You don’t have to provide proof of age to join–just check the “I’m 50!” box–and Tom tells me the September-October issue of Modern Maturity has a cover story on “Great Sex: What’s Age Got to Do With It?”
Two years ago I was seduced by a female client 20 years my senior. The sex was the hottest, sweetest, most intensely erotic experience of my life. Since then I’ve developed a desire for mature women that borders on the obsessive. In spite of this, I’ve a real problem meeting them! Although I don’t solicit from personal ads, I do read them, and it seems that most women (at least those who submit personals) prefer men in their own age group or older. Women in their 40s and beyond just don’t seem to notice men under 30.
Since most older women figure younger men are interested in women around their own age or younger–a reasonable assumption–even those who might be interested in a younger man are unlikely to say so in a personal ad. “Go ahead and answer some ads,” said Bill. “If he can impress women with his mature spirit”–something you won’t be able to do if you’re hiding your erection with a notebook–“maybe his age in years won’t matter so much. And he might find that one of the women whose ad he answers is interested in younger guys.”
