Hey, Faggot:
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When my lover’s fingers were inside me, I loved the sensations, but they were sensations of both pleasure and pain. I’m not sure I can take his whole hand. My vagina wasn’t exactly sore the next day, but it occasionally twanged and throbbed and generally made me aware of its existence. Is it possible that my lover’s fist may be too big for me? Am I hurting myself by even attempting this? Are lesbians better fisters than men because they have smaller hands?
I’m also concerned that repeated attempts may stretch my vagina, possibly resulting in one that is too large to please my lover during traditional fucking. It would be so sad if, as a direct result of my lover’s desire to please me, my vagina lost its ability to hold his cock tight. Lesbians don’t need to maintain vaginal snugness, so they can fist away with abandon. But should straight girls do this?
And don’t let that first attempt make you feel like a fisting failure. “A woman who’s never been fisted before may need quite a few times, going at a very slow pace, before the first fist goes in. Stop whenever either of you is ready to stop, and have faith that eventually it will happen. If you got this far on the first attempt,” four fingers and some knuckles, “odds are it will happen for you.”
Once you’ve truly arrived–once your boyfriend can wear you like an oven mitt–will your cunt get floppy? Will you go fwap-fwap-fwap when you walk? “Learning to relax your muscles is not the same thing as forgetting how to flex them. Do athlete’s bodies become limp from so much stretching and flexing? Nope, they become limber and toned. Likewise, a woman who is frequently fisted will not have a loose, stretched-out cunt between sessions. She’ll actually be more toned than women who don’t exercise their pelvic muscles.”
