Hey, Faggot:
Hey, Brandon:
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In the spirit of Abigail Van Buren’s Project Dear Abby–which encourages people to send cards and letters to American servicemen and -women–I am sending you three complimentary copies of the just-published collection of my columns, Savage Love: Straight Answers From America’s Most Popular Sex Columnist. I hope you find this collection amusing. When you’re done pissing yourself laughing, you could use these books to teach English to children who fail to meet the stringent standards of the CIA’s–excuse me, I mean the Peace Corps’–organ-harvesting program. I will happily send you additional copies of Savage Love: Straight Answers From America’s Most Popular Sex Columnist as needed. Just enclose a check for $12.95 US ($399.75 CAN) for each additional copy you need.
Savage Love: Straight Answers From America’s Most Popular Sex Columnist is available now at finer bookstores everywhere. To celebrate the publication, and to get my assistant off my back (“Dan, you have to promote the book in your column! The publisher is screaming at me! ‘Why isn’t Dan promoting his book in the column?’”), we’re having a Savage Love trivia contest! With fabulous prizes! Below you will find ten Savage Love trivia questions. If you’ve been paying attention, you should be able to answer these trivia questions with relative ease! A copy of Savage Love: Straight Answers From America’s Most Popular Sex Columnist might help with one or two of the tougher questions, but you don’t have to buy a copy to enter the contest!
How does a cock ring work?
List four sexually transmitted diseases you can get sucking dick or eating pussy.
THE PRIZES:
