We realize you’re gay and everything, Dan, but whatever happened to pussy? You used to write about women’s genitals once in a while, and then you were my hero. I still have the column you wrote about the importance of the clit, and I give it to every new boyfriend. But I don’t think you’ve written one word about pussy in, like, two whole years! Your column is all one cock, two cock, big cock, blue cock. Cock, cock, cock! You’re being awfully gaycentric! Can you even write about pussy anymore? Or are you out of practice?

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I am a breeder female and enjoy great sex with my live-in boyfriend. Over the last month a problem has developed. I am wet, wet, wet! I am concerned that he is unable to get off or feel a great amount of pleasure for the lack of friction. I know that wetness is a turn-on, to a point, but I’ve never been so drenched before. Is it simply my chemistry with this man that makes me so wet? Any ideas? –Pusseidon

“I know plenty of women who would give their eye teeth to have this problem,” said Anne, “since most wish they lubricated more. Your wetness is the product of high sexual arousal, so why wouldn’t your boyfriend be flattered to know that he triggers such an enthusiastic response? Has he ever said that your gushing inhibits his pleasure? Why not ask him? If he wants more friction, he might want to put a raincoat on–latex condoms do a great job of soaking up wetness and creating friction.”

“But even if she eliminates all these factors,” Cathy added, “she might be someone who’s naturally low on natural lubrication. There’s no shame in that, it’s just an individual variance. Take pride in the great sex life you have, and let the water-based lubricant flow. (Stay away from Vaseline or any petroleum-based product, as these are very hard to wash out of your body and can create a breeding ground for bacteria.)”

I want to know about female ejaculation. I wonder though if it is something some women are not able to do. I have no problem achieving an orgasm, but I’ve never experienced ejaculation. Is there a different technique involved? Is it all a myth?