Confidential to Wasted in West Oak Lane:
Confidential to Mute Pussy:
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Unsurprisingly, after your letter ran I got a lot of offers from men interested in tying you up, no sex expected or required. One was even a med student like you. If you want me to forward these letters to you, send an SASE.
If that was her “period” you swallowed, you can certainly “get sick off it.” That’s blood, dope, and swallowing someone’s blood is a pretty good way to catch whatever they have, from HIV to hepatitis.
Confidential to Gay Men Everywhere Else:
Whatever terrible things you may have done in your long life–the photo of a woman in a meat grinder, the born-again Christian porn, the Tiffany lamp collection–nailing speaker-to-be Bob Livingston for being a philandering, adulterous hypocrite redeems you entirely. For Christmas this year, I got all my friends subscriptions to Hustler, and I’m eagerly awaiting the Flynt report. Keep up the good work.
Confidential to Straight Couples on Fertility Drugs:
