I’m in dire need of help. Me and my friend are both 15, girls, and bi. We’re bored with “traditional” masturbating. We’ve tried porno (which is great, but it only took me so far), random objects, even each other! Then we stumbled on her mom’s vibrator. It was a big blue jelly dildo that vibrated. Needless to say, we had lots of fun with that.
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On your behalf, I called a few sex-toy stores in and around Denver to see what advice they might have for you. In the aftermath of the shootings at Columbine High School, there’s been a lot of talk in Washington about protecting kids from R-rated movies, violent video games, and evil gun-control laws. While I’m all for getting vibrators into the hands of young people, I suspected it wouldn’t be easy to pull off–or push in, I should say–in our post-Columbine, save-the-kids world.
“It’s like trying to get beer,” said Dirk the clerk at Fascinations Sexy Superstore in Glendale, just outside Denver. “Actually, it’s harder than getting beer. Legally a 15-year-old girl shouldn’t have a vibrator. If they came in here, we’d send them away. Lord knows there are lots of 15-year-old girls out there who need vibrators, but we can’t help them.”
This guy definitely knows that I know he was whacking off at work. I’m wondering if I should say something to him. Also, I wonder if it was all my faux pas for not coughing or something as soon as he walked into the bathroom. –Uncomfortable Neighbor
Would you rather raise this issue and upset your girlfriend, or pay child support for the next two decades while your ex-girlfriend raises your issue, i.e. the child you’re likely to conceive? The combo of her slightly suspicious behavior (insisting you not use condoms, birth control not in evidence) and her age (39 and childless) should make you paranoid. If she were using birth control, there would be some evidence of it in the house; if she’s 39 and childless, her biological clock is probably booming the hours until she won’t be able to conceive.
