Hey, Faggot:
You watched a videotape of your best friend sucking his own dick, which “excited you,” and you’re wondering if your buddy is gay or bi? What about you?! You’re the one getting turned on watching videos of him suck his dick, for cryin’ out loud. Projecting much? Are you wondering if your buddy’s bi, or are you hoping he is?
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For the record: Sucking his own dick does not make your buddy gay, any more than jerking off makes him gay. Consider: A guy giving another guy a hand job is doing a pretty gay thing, but a guy giving himself a hand job might be doing a gay thing, and then again he might not. It depends on what he’s thinking about: is he pretending his right hand is Luke Skywalker’s hairy blond butt, or Princess Leia Lipsmacker’s rather more generous rear end? (Sorry–I saw Star Wars last night.) Giving yourself a blow job doesn’t make you any gayer than giving yourself a hand job. If you’re alone, it’s just jerkin’ off, masturbation, good ol’-fashioned self-pleasurin’.
Hey, DIL:
I am a straight white male involved with a woman who loves anal sex. After “doing” her several times, I am hooked on anal sex. My girl tells me there are many women who like to get fucked in the ass. She also tells me that white women have anal sex more than black and Hispanic women (we are white). Is this true? –Backdoor Man
