I’m a straight white 21-year-old college student dating a 19-year-old straight white girl. She has rich white parents, and I have rich white parents, and we both live in big white houses. Her parents love my parents, my parents love her, her parents love me.
You’re bright, you’re white, and you’re in college–you don’t need me to tell you what you have to do. To salvage your sex life and your sanity, you’re gonna have to look that bright white girl straight in the eye, open your big white pie hole, and say the words that’ll break her heart. You can simply inform her that “It’s over,” or you can tell her the truth and say, “This isn’t working for me,” or you can lie like a rug and say, “It’s not you, it’s me.”
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One other thing. Her desire for women? Likely to last a lifetime. She may never settle down. Unique arrangement could last forever. Does that bother you? Yes? Then look for someone more committed.
In the meantime, do you realize how stupid you are? When she gets pregnant–again, that’s when–you and your little spunk stick will be up shit creek without a canoe, let alone a paddle. If she decides to keep that baby–your baby–you’ll be completely and entirely fucked. Fucked, fucked, fucked. Once upon a time 21-year-old boys could knock girls up and disappear. But these days, spunky, being a deadbeat dad is not an option. The government will hunt you down, garnish your wages–heck, they’ll even throw your idiot ass in jail. Is the momentary pleasure of spunkin’ in her worth the agony of 20 years of child-support payments?
