Hey, Faggot:
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Me, I know why I’m still a virgin: a 257-pound man is not exactly that attractive to the opposite sex! But I know why I’m unattractive, and I’m doing something about it: getting my load lightened and my head screwed on tighter. Don’t be passive, waiting for the girl to come to you. Ask women out even if you’re dead sure they’ll turn you down, get involved in hobbies and activities, or even take out a personal ad, for Pete’s sake! Even if at first you’re not successful, you’ll at least feel in control, like you’re doing something about your love life and maybe opening up some romantic possibilities.
I’m not faulting you, Dan. He asked for advice on how to use an escort and you answered. I just feel strongly about this subject. –Waiting in Chicago
Can you get hemorrhoids from anal sex? I’ve got to know before I do it! –Roscoe Pee Cold Train
My questions are: Is this “normal”? And also, how can I ask my boyfriend to wear some of my clothes sometimes without offending him? –CMD
My girlfriend and I are a mature, experienced, and committed couple. We’ve been together almost ten years. We’re still passionate, and sex is a big part of our lives. Lately things have gotten a little complicated, though, and we’ve had our first real disagreement.
If you don’t already have the word “chump” tattooed on your forehead, you might as well go ahead and make an appointment. She imagines you during encounters with other men? And that makes cheating on you OK? Wow, that’s a new one. I’m trying to picture what would happen if I went home and tried that. “Honey, I was boning this other guy’s brains out, but it’s OK–I was thinking of you.” Hm–it’s coming into focus. After he finishes beating my head against the floor, he’d take the credit cards, step over my body, walk out the door, and I would never see him again.
