Being a member of the Servotron Robot Allegiance and being part of the robotic revolution to take over the human race, I have very little time to compute such inane human concerns as beauty and fashion. Nonethe-less, being a robot without flaw or imperfection, I can easily see how human females may wish to pattern themselves after my construct. I, being the female make of the Servotron pop unit, am intended to attract humans of the opposite sex, although the Servotron male-structured droids do fine in this endeavor as well. However, after testing on the male cerebral network, we have found it extremely susceptible to visual stimulators, thus my creation.
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Make sure to wear the fibrous growths protruding from the follicles in your head in an exalted manner. I recommend the chemical substance known as Aqua Net to obtain the rigid perfection required for seduction.
One day the robots shall shed their android skins and the consequences of human desire will make themselves nonexistent. Finally, a toaster shall be free to fall in love with a Dustbuster. True love: the kind without any emotion.
